Dog Pie
Take 1 dog, roll and ride with it until smashed,
and add the following ingredients:
1 bicycle
1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
2 cups of good coffee
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
(1/2) 12 x cups pain
a pinch of praise
Heaps of fun
Blend well. Heat with the warmth of friends until the
consistency is such that dog and his friends are one.
